BollockChops

A word made from the two words "Bollocks" (balls, testicles etc) and "Chops" (mouth, lips etc.)

This is used by a person to describe or name somebody who has said something that is rubbish, inflammatory, or abusive to them.

1: "I'm related to royalty, you know!"
"Fuck off, bollockchops. You might be a queen but you aren't royal."

2: Chuck: "I'm only telling you all to do it because I know better and you are all too damn ignorant to figure it out by yourselves"

Bill (under his breath) "Crap, Bollockchops is spoiling for a fight again."

by blueliner49 January 30, 2010

pussy brillo

Pussy hair that is coarse, like a brillo taco or a brillo pad, and usually leaving brillo burns on the man's stomach and/or rod, which would be rod rash.

Pussy brillo can rub a man raw.

by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008

Bitchy bollocks

Someone who moans/bitches about minor things.

That merv called around mine the other day moaning about meaningless things, he is a right bitchy bollocks.

by joeyjoe12 August 18, 2012

Brillo Taco

The term used to describe a girl's vagina when it has extra coarse pubic hair, thus resembling a brillo filled taco.

"If I knew she had a Brillo Taco, I wouldn't have gone down on her!"

by Brillo Pride May 21, 2006

bollock munch

1. to enjoy having someones or somethings bollocks in your mouth

2. a random insult you shout when your pissed off

the idea came from the greatest thing on the web red vs blue i addapted there phrase cockbite

1. "that caitlin likes bollock munching"

2. "oi you fuckin bollock munch, get the fuck away from my girl"

by Sammy_O May 9, 2007

bollock mouth

An insult meaning that someone is talking a load of shit.

Shut up bollock mouth

by Waddo November 3, 2007

brollision

An accident involving a longboard, almost invariably piloted by a typical bro.

This type of accident is increasing exponentially on college campuses nation-wide, as bros-listening-to-iPods cruise to class, utterly oblivious of their surroundings. See figure below.

brollisions _100|--------------------------------X-
per___________| -----------------------------X---
capita_________|----------------------------X----
per___________|---------------------------X------
year__________|-------------------------X---------
___________50-|----------------------X------------
______________|------------------X----------------
______________|--------------X--------------------
______________|-----------X-----------------------
______________|X--X--X----------------------------
____________0-|______________________________
-----------------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
____________2000___02____04_____06____08_09

Observer #1:"Dude - did you see that? Those two longboarders just had a head on collision!"

Observer #2:"That's no collision, man, thats a brollision. Sweet."

#1: "Super sweet"

by biking_beaver May 23, 2009