Brian Badonde

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Stars in his own show along with others in the British comedy 'Facejacker'. Despite suffering an extreme case of 'burettes' he has made a name for himself in the art world and considers himself to be a brilliant artist.

1.

Brian Badonde: "I know a Warhol when I see it"

Man: "This isn't a Warhol"

2.

Brian Badonde: "My I be exucused for a second?"

Man: "Sure..."

(Brian walks off to the corner of the room)

Brian: "Buuuuuuuuuuuu! BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, buuuuuuur. BU! BU! BRU! BRUU! BU!. Buuuuu."

(Brian returns)

Man: "Are you ok?"

Brain: "Bu, I'm sorry, I have an extreme case of Burettes"

3.

Brian Badonde: Lets have a contest"

Art teacher: "Ok..."

Brian: "3 minutes to draw this still life in front of us, bree, bu, bun. BO!"

(After three minutes the drawings are revealed, after several attemptes to reveal his 'in style' which all go horribly wrong, he is shown to be the clear loser)

Brian: "I believe I have won, please leave your classroom"

Art teacher: "I don't think I will"

by Facejacker May 5, 2010

Brianna

The name "Brianna" means that the girl is very beautiful, intelligent, and talented. A person with the name Brianna is amazing at writing and singing. They typically are amazing friends and they care about others. Everyone wants to be friends with a girl with the name Brianna.
A Brianna is always a perfect person.

Person: I need a Brianna!

by Marylittlelamb October 23, 2013

Brian Wilson-ed

When someone, i.e. a man, has a big beard very similar to the pitcher Brian Wilson and he uses his man beard on a girls clitoris in a vigorous up and down or side to side motion for an extended period of time till she gets off. That said girl has now become "Brian Wilson-ed".

Man, I 'Brian Wilson-ed' a girl last night and she got off so much that my beard turned white.

by Lattimer July 4, 2012

Brian May

Brian May is the guitarist of the British rock band Queen. Brian started a band in 1968 with the name Smile and the members were Brian May (of course), Roger Taylor, and Tim Staffell. The band was then renamed Queen in 1970. Brian May continued his career as a guitarist even after the death of Freddie Mercury in 1991 and John Deacon's retirement in 1997. He, along with Roger Taylor, continue to perform along with Adam Lambert.

Brian May also has a degree in Astrophysics and has authored many books.

Brian May is the guitarist of Queen.

by The-Invisible-Deaky March 28, 2019

Big Brian

A phrase used in place of “big brain” when choosing to express emotion over someone’s actions. On the Big Brian scale, the starting point is small Brian, ultimately representing someone who isn’t the brightest crayon in the box. The scale then goes up into a point at the top; medium Brian, representing someone who has intellectual value. It then goes back down; Big Brian, again representing someone without intellectual value. Brian is the small man living in your head, he controls everything you do, and documents all your thoughts. When he is small he can’t reach the drawers, when he is big he is stumbling over things.

Man- “Hey look at that bro, he just tripped and fell!”
Man 2- “Hahahaha, big brain”
Man 3- *slowly turns towards man 2, and chokes him* “Excuse me Brendon...I think you mean big Brian.”

by Banke February 22, 2020

Brianna

A nice but still strong girl. Described also as cute and sassy. She has an attitude and personality that attracts many people to her. Is a very very social person. Able to make friends n attracts many guys also. This makes her a good girlfriend. To some comes off as mean but just because she is strong minded and smart. She can handle herself and depends on no one...very independent.

Everyone needs a brianna in their life.

by Nicki smith January 7, 2015

brian griffin

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Brian Griffin...he's one crazy dawg!

by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 28, 2005