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chemical bondage

A sex act in which one partner impairs themself to the point of unconsciousness or semi-consciousness through the use of drugs or alcohol, after agreeing to allow the second partner to perform a sexual act(s) on them while they are in such a state. The other partner then performs said acts upon them while they are in an impaired state.
I got shit-faced drunk last night so Fred and me could try out chemical bondage.
by A Clever Title September 27, 2005
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bond your boys

1. The act of applying Gold Bond powder to the nut sack thereby creating a cooling and refreshing sensation for the boys, the intensity of which determined by the color of the dispensing bottle: gold for gentle cooling; green for a minty fresh sensation; and blue to experience a 1000 little gnomes with icy hands pounding the living daylights out of your boys. 2. Also used as a generic term for the application of any nut powder to refresh the scrotal nether region.
Bond your boys to avoid a nut sack thigh weld and to experience the sensation of a thousand Greek goddesses gently blowing Altoid kisses lightly onto your nads.
by Colorado Beef November 9, 2008
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trauma bonding

When you have a lifelong, almost impossible to sever, attachment to someone that is rooted in a common traumatic experience.
My mom and I were always very close; it was entirely augmented by what I now realize was our early trauma bonding.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019
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John Bond

One of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. Loves dubstep among other bad-ass musical genres. Drives a moped that accentuates his golden locks in the wind. Has an amazingly attractive bod and some of the hottest features you'll ever witness on this earth.
"They call me Bond. John Bond."
by Fieldromer November 28, 2011
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Bondage

When the Dom ties up the sub to a bed post with handcuffs, a rope or leather

HAS NOTHING TO FO WITH VIOLENCE (unless you want it to)
I tied up my chick to the bedpost with some leather and teased her until she bedded me to fuck her. Bondage is the best you should try it
by I’m kinky rn November 15, 2020
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James Bond

Fictional secret agent of Great Britain's SIS (also called MI6). 007. In the Ian Flemming novels, Bond first had a .25 calibre (!) Beretta as a gun, but M and Maj. Boothroyd made him switch it for the Walther PPK when he was nearly killed in action because the Beretta jammed. In the movies Bond uses the PPK exclusivly until he switches to another Walther, the P99 -- however, the scene where his Beretta is replaced by the PPK is preserved in the movie Dr. No. To date, 5 actors have played James Bond in film: Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton (who portrayed a Bond closest to Flemming's original literary character), and Pierce Brosnan. The 6th to play Bond will be Daniel Craig. Craig will be the second Englishman to play Bond (the first was Roger Moore).
"The name's Bond. James Bond."
"Medium-dry vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred."
"I never miss."
"Oh, grow up, 007!"
"I don't know any doctor jokes."
by Cmdr. James Bond October 29, 2005
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Bond Your Boys

The act of applying a drying substance to the scrotum and taint (grundle) in order to prevent unnecessary moisture.
If you don't bond your boys, you'll get bat wings.
by Chet Boxby November 5, 2006
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