Boris Johnson

Verb; To be Boris Johnsoned.

i. A blow job, from the initials B & J
ii. To completely body check someone, esp. a child.

i. Dude, I totally got a Boris Johnson last night.

ii. Did you see that kid get Boris Johnsoned yesterday?!
Holy shit, yes. He is an utter weapon.

by some random homosapien July 31, 2016

Burristo

A Burrito Artist, one who makes/prepares burritos in a fast food environment, the Mexican Fast Food equivalent of a Barista.
Applies to either gender, based on employment.

"Hey man did you see that Burristo gave me extra sour cream and didn't even charge me"

"The Burristo asked all my friends how their meal was but not me, the Burristo bummed me out"

by Superfan GIO April 10, 2013

Börkism

An ancient Greek school of philosophy, founded in Athens by Börkur of Breiðholt, and his followers (564 BC). The school taught a theory, or a system of going through life in which retiring from society, living in social isolation, indulging in unhealthy food and collecting FUPA is celebrated. This is inspired for a variety of reasons, namely the Það incident.

After studying the writings of Börkur I have become a devout subscriber of Börkism

by Börkurfan_nr.1 September 22, 2018

Boris Bender Bitch Baby

A common insult used for people who are often reffered to as Boris. Can be used interchangeably with Boris Bender Baby Man, Borisimo, and Boristle Moe.

Person A: Wow look at Boris over there throwing a tantrum because he was called cankle queen.
Person B: What a Boris Bender Bitch Baby.

by McShrekNuggets May 20, 2021

Borislava

Borislava is soo sweet! She’s combination of sensitive and savage, have a smart mouth but get upset when she doesn’t get the amount of attention she desire. Borislava catch people’s eyes very fast because they have a confiden walk and with her personality. She’s usually a social butterfly and can be very opinionated. It doesn’t matter what you’re doing with this girl, you’re going to have fun. She’s loved by everyone and is the most unselfish person.

You thinking: Oh Borislava is smiling, I can’t help but smile too.

Borislava is soo cute

by Matilee__M November 21, 2021

Bordision

Decisions you make when you are bored

Like bro I just had the craziest Bordision

by Greg smaiser December 13, 2022

Dirty Boris

When you confuse your girlfriend with her sister and end up fucking their family 15 year old dog.

Did you hear that the boyfriend of Violet, performed a dirty Boris.

by Joemamalikespussy November 19, 2021