Metal Booking

leaving facebook status's because ur so metal you have to share some of it with the facebook world so you dont die of lead poisioning.

Im so metal i scared a deceptagon

I hate when it rains bc i begin to rust everytime i go out.

JUST LEAVE US SOME ROOM FOR COMFORT IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY START BREATHING THIS IN JUST TO NUMB HURT LET THE FEELING GO AWAY

"metal booking" basically any song lyrics or refrences to how metal you are posted on facebook.

by I=metal>U=not metal March 19, 2010

u-dic booking

looking up your name on urban dictionary and copy ing and pasting it on facebook and telling other people to do it

go to urbandictionary.com and search your name, then copy and paste it on facebook,
John- a guy that hires hooker for favors
Geena- John's u-dic booking

by terdistheword February 3, 2010

boinking

You can't say you're boinking somebody unless u got a penis

Girl 1-I boinked this kid last night
Girl 2-You can't boink someone unless u got a penis dumbass.

by Ali Babba April 18, 2005

bonking

a sport where you roll up large paper and hit people hardly on the head

dudee shes bonking people in the halls!

by Lala lindsey February 2, 2009

Double Booking

The horrendous situation observed in a typical office toilet that contains 2 cubicles, both of which are simultaneously occupied resulting in damnation without relief.

Lloyd: "Wow Dave, you were back from the shitter quickly!"
Dave: "Do not go in there. There's an absolutely awful Double Booking!"

by The Evil Muppet November 6, 2011

Booking

When you hook up with a girl in the most scholarly way possible, have her bent over doggy style and have an open book on her. That way you can study and smash

"Bro, last night Jonah walked in on me booking this girl"
"Dude, no way? Did he get a picture?
"You damn well know he did"

by BIgBrownAndBeligerant February 8, 2017

power boinking

power boinking: (v.)
1. to have sexual intercourse bang, screw, bone ect.
2. or something similar to boneing. powerboinking is a general term and very vague. It tends to be a rushed, intense, lustful, riske action.
it is not! 'making love', its just boneing eachother without emotions

1.'dude, those two kids in that car are power boinking.'
2.'i dont really like Bob we just power boink in his office; i hope to get a raise.'

by kangaroojane October 31, 2007