we blondes have a lot more fun! brunettes are mostly jealous of us!that is why almost every brunette has BLONDE highlights!!!! we are beautiful,hot,pretty,amazing,ravishing,sexy,have fun,and can be tigers or little devils in bed!!!!
guy 1. last night i went on a date with a brunette it was terrible.
guy 2. i went out with a blonde it was terrific!!
guy 1. she was so boring.
guy 2. my BLONDE was so amazingly fun!!
guy 1. this time i am going with a blonde!!
guy 2. now you make sense!!!!
guy 2. i went out with a blonde it was terrific!!
guy 1. she was so boring.
guy 2. my BLONDE was so amazingly fun!!
guy 1. this time i am going with a blonde!!
guy 2. now you make sense!!!!
by tiger 121 June 22, 2009
A hair color. Many blondes are known to be too wrppped up in their bodies to pay attention to anything. This causes the blonde jokes.
Two blondes were trying to unlok their car with a hair pin when one shouted, "Hurry! It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
by allison April 10, 2004
next to al the other definitions of blond, blond is also a type of hash / hasj (and hasj is marihuana pressed together and has a brown color)
by Chilltyperiod October 23, 2005
Ditzy,annoying,and oblivious to the world around them.Usually very hyperactive,has no personality and often watches "bring it on"and "legally blonde"
by Loo November 17, 2003
a person who is very slow, un smart, or is just plain stupid
a hair color
the biggest prep in your school!
a hair color
the biggest prep in your school!
she is such a blonde!
by Erin silva May 12, 2004
The epitome of the young unintelligent female demographic.Generally considered the All American Girls,although they are stupid and unreal females!
"Super-fun"-Elle Woods
by Nite August 03, 2003
A person who NATURALLY has that color growing out of their head.bottle blondes are NOT blondes.they dont count.they are not part of the blonde population.blonde is the lightest hair color.they are often associated with being beautiful,but dumb,which nonsense,since hair color has nothing to do with your personality.this is because of marylin monroe(shes not even a real blonde though.).most blondes are in scandinavian countries like sweden.even norway and finland.blondes are rare.most of these so called blondes you see are really brunettes.im a brunette female myself,but if i dyed my hair blonde,i would NOT consider myself one.blonde is reserved for the natural ones.if a blonde dyed her hair brown or red,shed still be a blonde,because thats the color thats growing ot of her head.
Guy 1:i prefer blondes
Guy 2:why?
Guy 1:because they are hot
Guy 2:what does hair color have to do with anything?
Guy 2:why?
Guy 1:because they are hot
Guy 2:what does hair color have to do with anything?
by HertaOberheuserReincarnated October 29, 2019