Typical YouTube video where it is too long for meaningful content. Also, in real life, where someone is gaslighting you or just blowing themselves with hot air.
by KZ112Nitroboy February 20, 2025

A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 30, 2008

A type of fast-moving boat with more armor and maximum decibel noises that rival the jet engine.
It's also popular with the hoodlums around the place.
It's also popular with the hoodlums around the place.
BLOAT PARADE! BLOAT PARADE!
Looking for directions to the Bloat Parade!
BLOAT PARADE! BLOAT PARADE!
Looking for directions to the Bloat Parade!
Looking for directions to the Bloat Parade!
BLOAT PARADE! BLOAT PARADE!
Looking for directions to the Bloat Parade!
by JSKTPR August 24, 2023

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"
by itwasworththis April 6, 2022
