Bedortha

An intense boner.

Wow. Look at that guy. Someone totally gave him a Bedortha.

by bedorthaman November 2, 2010

rusty bedspring

when you take a shit on someone and it coils up on their chest resembling a rusty bedspring.

Claudia wanted a cleveland steamer but wound up with a rusty bedspring instead.

by Ninja LOVER June 20, 2008

bedopedophile

An older person who is attracted to the beds of children but not necessarily to the children themselves.

"Have you seen Travon's Aladdin sheets, he's such a bedopedophile"

by wackman003 September 12, 2013

Bedophile

Someone who is in a sexual relationship with their bed

Drake loved his bed so much he left Millie Bobby Brown for it, now he is a bedophile

by WrinklyNut June 17, 2021

Bedonggle

(v.) to decorate your penis with jewels, thus bedazzling your dong.

I wasn't impressed until he pulled down his pants and showed me his bedonggle.

by NadinaT January 28, 2010

Bedaphile

When someone has a lust or desire for sleeping in, turning in late and generally never getting out of bed

You will never get John in the mornings or after 9pm, he is a serious Bedaphile

by Geebeedee February 26, 2011

bedonkulars

special glasses that aid in the discovery and examination of bedonkadonks.

John, pass me the bedonkulars! I'm sensing a great ass in the area!

by haarika March 2, 2011