Bard

An archetype in spore with the worst voice, just google "spore bard voice" and 1/2 of the comments will be haters.

Bard Empire: *le random mouth opening*
Me: shut the fructose up

by john stromboli March 29, 2021

bard

DMV Lingo
Slang word to admit that you're serious about something, like "I swear."

Jo: Aye twin, you hear what happened down at the lot?
Brodie: Nah fam, what happened?
Jo: ___ got robbed!
Brodie: Mannn, you lyin!
Jo: Bard I ain't lyin!?
Brodie: Bard?
Jo: Bard.

by crazybidder August 19, 2025

Bard

Cunt

Wow man, you're such a fucking bard!

by Kreffy July 8, 2017

bard

A un-religious way of saying “On God” originating from Maryland.

Shawn: “I Bod This my gf right here” *shows picture*
Markus: “YO THATS DALICE I KNOW HER!”
Shawn: “Say on bard moe”
Markus: “BARD WE USED TO TALK MOE”
Shawn: “Bro on bard we been together for 2 years so there’s no way”
Markus: “YO BOD WE WAS TALKING A MONTH AGO”
Shawn: “damn my gf a gunna.”

by whytheycallmepookie August 7, 2024

Al-Quds Bard College

Arkham Asylum for People Who Live in The West Bank

-"I'm enrolling in Al-Quds Bard College!"
-"Forgive me for I have missed your Jonkler tendencies"

by GriftThatThrift June 10, 2025

bard

a lad who knows what pussy tastes like
weak game and no bitches, but somehow knows what the golden mine tastes like.

bard- "hey boys, does someone here who knows what pussy tastes like?"

any lad in the 10 m radius- "bard you get no bitches stfu please"

by hesten445 May 31, 2022

Bardness

A mood a person enters where they feel a violent urge to express the philosophical ideas of Alexander Bard.

Sorry if I'm about to talk too much, I'm entering Bardness...

by Zartosht December 14, 2021