Bard

Cunt

Wow man, you're such a fucking bard!

by Kreffy July 8, 2017

Poo bard

When you kid breaks into the toilet when you are busy to serenade you with a ukulele.

Oh no, the poo bard is here, please give me some privacy.

by Marv from ki February 23, 2023

Doing a Bard

Locking yourself in your room, and panicking about a piece of work due in.

"Have you seen Matt?"

"Yeah, he's in his room, doing a bard!"

by Copperfield February 17, 2009

shitting and barding

When someone playing bard from league of legends cums all over the enemy team in a team fight.

"Wow nick you really were shitting and barding on the enemy that game. Back shots were given."

by HyperColossus November 27, 2021

Barding

When you (or someone else) plays music through their microphone on the voice chat during an online game. Usually done to either entertain the team or inspire the team.

my game of R6 was going shit till this guy started barding

by eckzie July 4, 2019

bard

a lad who knows what pussy tastes like
weak game and no bitches, but somehow knows what the golden mine tastes like.

bard- "hey boys, does someone here who knows what pussy tastes like?"

any lad in the 10 m radius- "bard you get no bitches stfu please"

by hesten445 May 31, 2022

Bard

on god or merch

I bard he was fast on his feet

by actdrench September 22, 2025