Baptjizzm

When a man spreads his seminal fluid in a holistic manner.

Jamaal cleansed Pepito with his holy baptjizzm.

by DeadBoard February 22, 2008

Baptoe

Domme chinees

Noah fucking baptoe, ga rijst chappen neef.

by Baptoe August 19, 2020

westboro baptist church

a church that hates gays and especially america. those unpatriotic fucks should be shot.

"The Westboro Baptist Church fucks are protesting at this soldier's funeral!"

"What should we do?"

"Let's tell the honor guard to "redirect" the 21 gun salute at them!"

"That's a great idea!"

by mikestrong19 July 20, 2009

black bartender

Often refers to the bartender in red suspenders shown in Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" video. The bartender is known for his fine dancing and even finer glass cleaning skills. Also known for looking a lot like Barack Obama.

Oh man, dude, I got Rick Rolled yesterday and I still have no idea why at 2:07 into the song a black man jumps onto a fence. I also have no idea why people would hire the black bartender who dances while cleaning. He has mad moves.

by Dr.Rob Jones May 4, 2008

Backdoor Baptist

A Southern girl who won't have vaginal sex, but will have anal sex, before marriage.

Self explanatory, isn't it?

by Mike January 17, 2005

Bart Simpson

Devious, underachieving, school-hating, irreverent, clever.

Known aliases: Rudiger, El Barto, Santos L. Halper

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

Barted Lag

A stupid, skanky, and/or ugly chick

Look at those two fat ass barted lags over by the big three

by Calzatran Cozotten September 26, 2003