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my baby daddy 

Father. Mostly used by single welfare mother in inner cities or married women that never came across the word husband in the dictionary.
Anna: My baby daddy is coming today
Bill: Please, never use that term, ever. It makes you sound like a poorly schooled moron. And then you probably wonder why 'the baby daddy' was beating you on a daily basis.

deployment baby daddy

A male best friend who stands in for some daddy roles while the birth father is deployed. Must be agreed upon by both birth mother and birth father
Mat, Kyle said you are the deployment baby daddy while he is overseas. Time to help with the diapers, feedings, cuddling, and going places with me.

petty baby daddy 

A dude who impregnated you who sits around bashing you all day for his faults. Fails to show or say what he has done to make you this way. Still holds onto grudges and finds the most ignorant amature ways to upset you. Every chance he gets he try to belittle you and slander your name. Hold onto feelings that need to be released.
Girl my petty baby daddy over here lying about what really happened trying to make himself look good.
petty baby daddy by HonestyOnly February 14, 2018

serial baby daddy 

A man who knocks up multiple women and is likely to take no responsibility in his actions.
Guy 1: Did you hear Arnold got another girl pregnant?

Guy 2: What?! He's definitely a serial baby daddy.

my baby daddy 

I can't remember the name of that thug I gave it up too and now I have a childless father.

Also, I have little respect for myself and even less for the poor little child I irresponsible brought into this world and doomed to poverty.

Lil baby daddy rip

A smaller version of a daddy rip, often taken by pussies that cough.
You’re such a bitch, why you taking lil baby daddy rips.