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Burnt Popcorn Smell 

The bitter, acerbic, caustic, mordacious, and just plain gross aroma that lingers in the enclosed airspace surrounding a poorly abused and neglected microwave—particularly repulsive in a shared office environment. An olfactory scarring, not soon to be forgotten, which will singe into the memory of all co-workers the dangers of an unsupervised bag both to kitchen appliances and to the productivity of an otherwise fully functioning office staff.
Alisa got distracted by a phenomenally interesting cubicle conversation and neglected her microwave snack. The office quickly filled with the dreaded burnt popcorn smell and she felt really bad about it, but we all had a jolly laugh, lit some candles, and decided to love her anyway.
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Burnt Hills High School 

A broke ass school in the middle of frickin cow country. Despite having no money we dominate in almost every sport. It's student population consists of pot heads, orange skinned Jersey Shore Cast member wanna-bes, and trackies. Burnt Hills has little to no diversity and is boring as hell. It is a realtively safe school, the closest thing to gangs are the stage crew and trackies. Kids from other schools think we are a bunch of rednecks and make fun of us but then they shut the hell up when we kick their rich asses in crew, cross country, football, swimming, soccer, volleyball, lacross, and baseball.
So did we win against Burnt Hills High School's soccer team last night?
No! The frickin rednecks kicked our asses

burnt loaf 

To take a dump, orpinch a loaf in a plastic bag, place in a microwave and set cook time to indefinite. Common prank in college dormitories.
"Dorm is boring tonight, let's leave the girls floor a burnt loaf."
burnt loaf by Moses the Man August 31, 2008

burnt as fuck 

something that sucks; phrase to describe a bad situation/ event
"i cant go out tonight bro my mom grounded me." "dude thats burnt as fuck"

burnt burger 

When something is bad. Or conversly, when something is good it's NOT or AIN'T a burnt burger.
Did you try Penelope's burrito?

Yeah, it weren't no burnt burger!
burnt burger by SunDevil1959 July 12, 2017

burnt out gifted kid 

A kid who was "smart" in their younger years. Often growing up a perfectionist and or having a superiority complex. Who when reaching middle, high school, or collage, cant keep up. Becoming paralyzed with who they could be, struggling to keep up with their past grades and achievements. The kind of person who grows up to have Imposter Syndrome.
Joe was had such good grades back in middle school, now he's just a burnt out gifted kid.

burnt face man 

A hilarious flash animation about a superhero with a burnt face!"
SCENARIO 1:

BFM"I can't see a fire...or smoke"

MAN"Well there is a fire...i'm not lying! And and if you save her...i'll give you this sega game gear!"

BFM"Keep hold of your....high tech gaming system! I laugh at danger!"

SCENARIO 2

BFM"ARRGH! AND I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING ANKLES OFF!"
burnt face man by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005