asspicious

To be suspicious of a booty, and to question its silicone content.

"Have you seen Kim Kardashian's ass? It's so huge!"
"I don't know man, I'm a bit asspicious, it look rather fake."

by Mach91 November 7, 2017

Assphobic

When you are deeply afraid of ass

Are you homophobic? No I’m assphobic

by Ufw November 22, 2021

asspirate

a pirate puts it up your ass and you like it.

"Arg, Arg, Caleb J. I'm gonna get you!", said the asspirate.

by Ozzy21 June 25, 2005

assphobia

One whom is deathly afraid of penetrating the depth of the tar star.

Nena needs someone that does not have assphobia....she likes to piitb.

by Mianosm November 21, 2006

asspiratee

It is the lowlt french way of saying asspirate. An Asspiratee is in french a smelly man dressed as a pirate that ass rapes people randomly. He is not limited to ass raping but also likes eating asshole.

The Asspiratee in a disturbing bus driver vioce said to his bitch, "I'm gonna eat your asshole!"

by USMC-IceSoldier July 14, 2003

asspects

Refers to the aesthetic features and overall appearance of someone's posterior. These details can vary widely depending on how a particular observer views various attributes in the context of attractiveness/desirability --- where one person may prefer a small firm tight bum as being more ideal for spanking and/or settling on one's lap, someone else might druther a bigger floppier pair of butt-cheeks which are more pleasurable/satisfying to squeeze and knead, especially if the massager himself possesses large hands that he enjoys having "filled".

I don't worry about asspects too much when I date a new lady... to me, if she's got a sweet placid face and a nice personality, I could really care less what her butt or tits look like.

by QuacksO July 25, 2016

Asspipe

Asspipe..To get screwed in the anus

I shoved my dick in her asspipe. Or the cops asspiped me with a 400 dollar ticket.

by Reverendlowdown July 1, 2017