Wow that napkin makes a great ass wipe. Damn, I always new Donald Trump's butler was an asswipe, but I didn't realize it was part of his job till I saw him cleaning his butt in the john.
by wank December 22, 2004
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An honorary title given to a member of a group of friends (or tribe) who has most recently hurled in the presence of those friends. As another member of the tribe becomes asswipe, the title passes, and the previous person loses the title. Only applies when technicolor yawn is caused by over indulgence in consumption of food, alcohol, or recreational drugs -- not by sickness or other factors.
Often used to draw attention to and discourage bad behavior, and to penalize lack of self-control through peer humiliation.
Don asswipe: A permanent title for someone who assumes the asswipe title three times.
Origin: pennsic
An honorary title given to a member of a group of friends (or tribe) who has most recently hurled in the presence of those friends. As another member of the tribe becomes asswipe, the title passes, and the previous person loses the title. Only applies when technicolor yawn is caused by over indulgence in consumption of food, alcohol, or recreational drugs -- not by sickness or other factors.
Often used to draw attention to and discourage bad behavior, and to penalize lack of self-control through peer humiliation.
Don asswipe: A permanent title for someone who assumes the asswipe title three times.
Origin: pennsic
Jaron became asswipe again last night! His puke was everywhere.
Ugg .. I'm stuffed .. if I eat another hobo pie, I'm going to be asswipe tomorrow for sure.
I see you are passing time with the green fairy, do you want to become asswipe again?
Ugg .. I'm stuffed .. if I eat another hobo pie, I'm going to be asswipe tomorrow for sure.
I see you are passing time with the green fairy, do you want to become asswipe again?
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That ass pipe just pulled in front of that other car in that construction zone by speeding up, so the other driver had to slam on their brakes
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