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Jarful Of Assorted Creams

A Slut E.G prostitute or dirty bitch that does not believe in washing for weeks on end
1. Your hot sister looked good till she opened her legs and revealed her jarful of assorted creams

2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs
by Fucken Wrong Kunt August 21, 2009
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Aurora

1. Greek goddess of the dawn prone to making lingustic mistakes.

2. One of the many names for sleeping beauty.
1. When Aurora fell in love with a mortal she asked Jupiter to, " Give my man immortality!" When she should have said, " Give my man eternal youth!"

This eventually resulted in her lover getting so decrepit that she turned him into a grasshopper.
by Briar Rose Pomona July 10, 2008
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Aurora

The most beautiful girl in the universe, with short black and brown hair with gorgeous brown eyes. She is sexy and incredibly funny and caring. Great person to hangout with
"Man, I wish i was going out with Aurora"
by .......... December 17, 2008
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Aurora

the name that originates from the Roman goddess of dawn.
People with the name Aurora tend to be slightly materialistic. They are fashionistas. An 'Aurora' also tends to have linguistic problems, and also problems with pronounciation of words. Auroras are also very outgoing, and not afraid to be themselves. An Aurora can often see herself as better than certain people, and sometimes forgets things easily.
'She's an Aurora for sure"
by super_girl1234 November 13, 2009
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Aurora Boreanaz

A special instance of the northern lights where the lights resemble David Boreanaz
Wow, look in the sky, it's the Aurora Boreanaz! So amazing.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018
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Aurora Borealis

Also known as the Northern Lights, they are a purely electrical phenomena producing bright bands of color across the night sky. Seen mostly in the far north (i.e. Alaska, Russia, Scandinavia).
Few things in this world are more beautiful than the Aurora Borealis.
by Bionicle718 November 10, 2007
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Astoria Greengrass

The object of hatred for thousands of women across the planet! The cause of mass suicides of hundreds of fangirls! An irritating, undeserving, rat faced...okay okay I'll do it properly...

A pure blooded Slytherin witch with dark hair, and a very good looking one too (dammit). Younger sister of Daphne Greengrass and two years below Harry Potter at Hogwarts.

Known for being the bloody lucky woman who gets to marry (the extremely hot, attractive, gorgeous) Draco Malfoy (curses! damn her!). She bears his son (damn her again!) Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy (who blatantly goes on to marry Rose Weasley, just thought I'd put that in), who starts at Hogwarts in 2016.

Regarded with emotions ranging from slight jealousy to EXTREME HATRED by fangirls all over the planet, and subject to many plots in which she dies horribly so they can take her place (haw haw). Well, what do you expect WE wanted to marry him for crying out loud!
Potthead No.1: So what do you guys think of the Epilogue?

Potthead No.2: I love it! I'm glad Draco becomes a slightly reformed character, as he went through a lot, and he wasn't evil in the end. I always thought he had a crush on Hermione but I'm glad he finds happiness with that Astoria Greengrass, whoever the hell she is...who is she anyway?

Fangirl No.1: SHE'S A BITCH AND I FREAKING HATE HER! ARRRGH!

Fangirl No.2: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW DARE SHE MARRY MY FICTIONAL HUSBAND! SHE MUST DIE!

Fangirl No.3: *reads epilogue* NOOO! THE BITCH! THE BITCH! *kills self*
by TheWuzzy July 29, 2011
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