Artery

Wen u cheat on some1

Thou shalt not commit artery - God (probbly in Hebrew tho)

by EKimLipse November 7, 2023

After-leak

when you pee and after wards some of it leaks onto your underwear.

aww shit man look at my after-leak!

by bigjcok January 30, 2010

After-sales service

After the first time they have sex together, a guy calls or emails the girl to say something nice and prevent her from feeling cheap.

Can also mean spending time on the phone or in-person during a later friendly date (not leading to sex) listening to the girl's problems.

Fred: Is Josh still on the phone with Becky ? It's been like an hour.

Bill: Is Becky the girl he banged the other day?

Fred: That's the one.

Bill: After-sales service.

Fred: Hope he didn't offer an extended warranty.

by Trickypat March 28, 2010

afterbake

That warm fuzzy feeling you get after a night of intense and/or hilarious indulgence in marijuana. Prone to say strange things, but still feel painfully aware of your approaching sobriety. Usually curable by way of wake'n'bake. Also known as a 'weed hangover'.

SA: Googly-eyed monsters are coming for me, and I can't figure out the password to your microwave.
SO: Seriously, stfu and stop eating, you have hella afterbake.

by Starfeesh July 25, 2010

After Shower Syndrome

"After Shower Syndrome" occurs after a shower or bath.

Symptoms include: Holding in shit because "i just showered it would ruin my whole shower if i just shat after" Being wet and hot, skin feeling dry,not wanting to wear clothes because it feels weird,and many more
A.S.S for short
coined by discord user mansonk1tty#6666

"i can't go walking now,i have After Shower Syndrome i need my hair to be dry first!"

by mansonk1tty February 3, 2022

Grub after Cro

For dordy scran after u smoke a zoot at kushty bmt mushhhh

Harrison - 'Dordy Mush I think its time we Gel On boys for some grub after cro'!
Nathan - 'Dordy'
Adam - 'Kushty'
George - 'Mush let me play some DnB'!

by Dordy Cacker Mush May 18, 2023

After dinner pinner

To smoke a small joint after dinner

Umm... that was a great meal... not who's got the after dinner pinner

by AJ SITKO February 8, 2005