Arse Bankruptcy

Usually applied for when you have the trots but its got to the fizzy gob point where there is nothing left to yield.
Being very ill with a stomach complaint for a significant period of time,

i.e
Pete- Wheres Dave then Stu?
Stu- He's been off work with the gutrot, its been three days now he must be at the point of Arse bankruptcy
by Anders Par November 08, 2010
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circle of arse

When everything is going wrong and there is no rhyme nor reason, no one particular thing to blame; it's like a spiral but it doesn't go anywhere, it is, in effect, a circle. The circle of arse.
circle of arse

...and so when you get down to the facts, the boss says one thing, the policies say another, but we need to do something completely different! So what do we do? Who do we blame? No one, it's just one big "cirlce of arse".
by MrGrumps January 10, 2011
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shooty arse

A short sharp shooting pain you get up your anal passage.
Dave "arrgghhh"
John "What?"
Dave "I just had shooty arse".
by bigsam7 November 04, 2013
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cant be arsed

cannot be bothered
I cant be arsed to think of an example
by Emma March 30, 2004
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Arse Code

When Morse Code is transmitted via farts (flatulence). Hence, Arse (ass) Code.
Henrietta made it impossible to breathe in the elevator, by blowing Arse Code to Lily, who was responding via smoke signal. Needless to say, neither survived the resulting explosion.
by Badwig February 17, 2010
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Arse Giraffe

A long shit; resembling the neck of a giraffe.
I just let an Arse Giraffe loose in the toilet bowl - I wouldnt go in there for a while if I was you.
by Zonal K June 23, 2019
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got the arse

Australian slang meaning to be fired from a job
John: "Where's Sebastian ? I haven't seen him all week."
Bruce: "He got the arse mate!"
by Whocooco October 14, 2015
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