Twilight Apathy

Someone who has no extreme opinion on the popular book series Twilight. They may accept the limitations of its plot and characters, but can't be arsed to hate on it constantly and always complain of 'sparkly vampire fags'.

Person 1 : I love Twilight! Edward Cullen is SO hot.
Person 2 : Edward Cullen is a glittery fag!
Person 3 : ...
Person 1 and 2 : What?
Person 3 : Sorry, I have Twilight apathy.
Person 1 and 2 : Fair Enough (Resume argument)

by Meaamd March 2, 2011

Post-Ejaculation Apathy

Also known as (P.E.A) The process of when right after a man ejaculates, a trigger occurs and the man's mind and emotions are completely clear. After ejaculating they do not care about anyone or anything and has a huge impact on there decision making. Thats why most guys leave after sex or feel very comfortable around there partner. It is also used as a defense mechanism against women. You see women posses the power of manipulation threw emotions, while guys posses the power of clearing out emotions, but only threw ejaculation.

I had a bad case of Post-Ejaculation Apathy thats why me and maria aren't together anymore.

Did you just not want to be with her or did you have a Post-Ejaculation Apathy?

by McSteamy Prendes November 20, 2010

mass shooting apathy

The condition by which our horror over the reports of innocent lives taken, families destroyed, and not enough done to put an end to such gun based mass casualty violence, over time, leads to mere head nods of sadness given how commonplace they have become, and how in order for us to get through the day, we must block out what we felt over "Sandy Hook" or "Columbine," or "Parkland," multiplied by the number of times it has happened since.

It is sad how, while the one hand, I feel terrible over the most recent mass shooting, my mass shooting apathy has kicked as a survival mechanism, and made me feel less than I did when I first heard of the "Columbine" incident.

by ribick November 18, 2019

authentification

1. Describes an authentication process which is not working (hence the 'f' in the word).
2. A word used by a manager when they cannot pronounce 'authentication'.

Examples:
1. Damn! I just logged onto the system with no password. Now that's authentification!
2. This year the company will be focusing on authentification itself.

by The employee August 13, 2010

apothic

Beautiful or stunning.

Staring deep into the apothic abyss, I found myself feeling as if there were a woman, somewhere down there that had my heart

by Fuzzy Andrews September 22, 2013

authentic African cuisine

fried chicken

I was at Popeyes dining on some authentic African cuisine.

by willmyster April 21, 2011

APUSH

Also called AP US History, Advanced Placement United States History, death, insomnia.

An advanced placement class for history loving Junior or Senior nerds in High School. Also called a suicide class from the countless hours spent outlining each and every outline in the textbook.

A: Damn why do you look so tired?
B: Nigga I was outlining till 4 last night!
A: Ohh what an APUSH nerd!!
B: I love history!

by MaliBarbs December 27, 2011