aol 

AOL, so easy to hack, NO WONDER its #1!

All the stupid n00b's on AOL have fake HOST names.

aol by BB January 27, 2004

AOL 

ashcroft online.

where ALL aol internet traffic gets routed through various transparent government and NSA servers before being released to the wider internet.

Have a nice day - free of privacy.

AOL by TV sucks November 20, 2004

aol 

i know there are bear entrys about aol but i need 2 contribute to the downfall of the idoits which spawned this abonination and the people who use it-retards/teacher (why do i have a / inbetween?)
SMALLSCREEN
SLOW
DISCONNECTS
SLOW
THINKS IT KNOWS BEST
DISCONNECTS

aol user
"lets use the email"
"i think i will reply to this email a few times to make sure it is sent, the cogs might be brocken in the computer machine"
"hurray, the aol has barred %99 of all websites, now only a swedish garding website picture is left"
"i think i want to come off the computer now, oh, the aol read my mind, technology eh, i think ill destroy the computer just to make sure though, dont want my melvin catching a computer virus"
"i wander if anyone else has a computer machine?"
"i think ill have some gay sex now"
"i think ill go to a protest about some country"

aol by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][ January 24, 2004

aol 

Sues spam companies while sending out bulk CDs the next day.
Pedo heaven.

AOL:
OMGIMILLITERATE6969: OMGHI2U wanna chat!?
Stud6969: 65/M/FL
OMGIMILLITERATE6969: 11/M/FL
Stud6969: cool wuts up?

aol by RubMe3Times October 5, 2005

aol 

An ISP that, based on it's notoriously bad reputation, has become synonymous with clueless or ignorant internet users.

"You still use AOL? Dude, my grandma uses AOL."
"I didn't know AOL still existed."

aol by Andrew I. October 11, 2007

AOL 

America Online, one of the most well-known Internet Service Providers (ISPs) with email, chat, and entertainment services, that became unpopular due to bad customer service and policies.

What is your ISP? Mine is AOL.

AOL by jennieblue22 April 14, 2009

AOL 

An Internet Service Provider that most think is not good. There are many definitions on this website that negatively reflect it. It is alright for the users who are very computer illiterate but for the rest, it is horrible. There is a lawyer apparently representing AOL that is going to sue urban dictionary for all the "hateful" statements. I have put what they have said in the example.

A user said this is hateful: "I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."

see also. AOHell, aol

AOL by the anarchist November 12, 2004