Zander

A fat retard who thinks he is good at everything but really is not.

Person 1 “Wow look at Zander”

Person 2 “What a fat lard”

by thisisnotaustinchavis September 16, 2018

Zander

A little gay boy that likes eating weenie .

Wow, thats a Zander

by DepressedBeauty November 13, 2018

Zander Alexander Hamilton

A person named Zander With a middle name of Alexander so his retarded Asian friend calls him Zander Alexander Hamilton

Zander Alexander Hamilton Iz that you

by CAASSS!!! March 13, 2018

Zander

Zander is always correct, he has never wrong, and is known to be the best 8 ball pool player player in the world

Zander is triple as cool as anyone else, including me - Julia

by juliahater999 October 10, 2021

Zander x zuri

The cutest couple ever thought of

Y/n: did you see that cute couple over there

N/y: they are Zander x zuri

by TheRealTurtlelord September 29, 2022

Zander

Small penis stop zander u small prick

Zander is stupid he lies about his dick

by Kill sand April 12, 2019

Zander

A dumbass that lays around in the nude drinking 20 whiskey's a day after a hard day at school or work and prefers drugs and sex over spending time with his girl.

"that dude is like a Zander, damn... Sucks to be him."

by BigBoiBumbo December 1, 2019