Zonked

Zoonked - to be high out of ya brains

Jimmy : how was the weed in Cali ?

Terio: bruh shit had me zonked , I

by Icy.shev May 27, 2018

Zonked

Zonked-fucking zooted to another planet; high as balls; on another planet; retarded

When you are so high that you act retarded. You are fucking zonked.

Dave: Yo, do you want to go Walmart real quick to put up some snacks?
Zach: Fuck no man. I’m zonked as hell I can’t go anywhere.
Dave: Bro it’s fine nobody will care. Besides we are adults. We can do this.
Zach: No bro. You don’t understand I am fucking zooted, i’m drawlin so hard right now. I am so fucking zonked.

by I’m so high right now April 10, 2021

Zonk Off

to masturbate.

often confused with "falling asleep", this term refers to beating off.

"I'm gonna zonk off. See you guys later."

by Curse of Three June 3, 2025

Zonk

A person who goes to sleep at 7 pm and gets pegged every other night.

Classic Zonk getting off the games at 7 pm, have fun getting pegged loser.

by Big Busta April 12, 2025

Zonked

To be very high on marijuana.

"Look at Zack. He's absolutely zonked right now"

by Bengonto June 10, 2023

Zonk

A zonk is where you cum in a bottle and make your girl drink it

Yo bro last night i gave my girlfriend a zonk

by Bigballsct December 14, 2021

Zonked

You are just so deep asleep you just can't get the fuck up. It's like you a gahdamn koala in this bitch ain't nobody wakin' you up.

I needed to wake up for 8 AM Spanish but I was so zonked nothing woke me up

by SMDSGILGDYDBYDB October 19, 2017