Zonk

A zonk is where you cum in a bottle and make your girl drink it

Yo bro last night i gave my girlfriend a zonk

by Bigballsct December 14, 2021

zonk

to fall asleep

Pat zonked first lets piss on him.
Pat is such a zonker.
That shit was way too loud for Pat, kid zonked.

by earl_sweatervest October 02, 2020

zonk

1. hit or strike.
2. fall or cause to fall suddenly and heavily asleep or lose consciousness.

1. "Charley really zonked me"
2. "I always just zonk out and sleep straight through"

by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024

Zonks

A person who is often seen as goofy or immature, They are viewed as almost as cartoonish character

“Zonks is the type of guy to start floating when he smells something good

by Z_life July 05, 2023

Zonk Off, Squeeb!

It basically means “Fuck off you loser”

1: I kick puppies
2: “Zonk Off, Squeeb!”

by uproxide February 03, 2023