yardstick

A measuring device consisting of a stick of one yard length. The stick is often graduated (has regular markings along the side to divide it into feet and inches).

He used a yardstick to measure things.

by Dueck April 15, 2006

yardsale

to be a complete and utter drunk naked pig; forget shit and fuck random chicks that you probably shouldn't fuck. To lose shit or misplace things. To kiss another guy to convince him your gay so you can beat him up. To jerk off with 3 dudes in your room.

Hey dude you were a fuckin yardsale last night I cant believe you took off all your clothes and jerked off in front of everybody.

by pigshit66 August 9, 2010

Whole nine yards

This is not about the airforce, football or even the clothing industry; The Whole Nine Yards refers to the amount of conrete that was in the original concrete trucks (9 cubic yards).

Concrete Company "How much do you need for the sidewalk?"

Contractor- "The whole nine yards."

by Whatda May 26, 2010

yardsale

To lose all of your belongings (i.e. wallet or purse) either by dropping everything on the ground or having it stolen.

Amir: "Brian, what happened to your wallet"
Brian: "I'm drunk, I have no idea"
Amir: "Dudebro, you just got yardsaled!"

by Seifnutz January 20, 2009

Yardsale

1. an easily manipulated and credulous individual ; a term

used to describe someone who is frequently used and

discarded (used goods).

2. a universal term used in place of popular curse words to

describe people of interest.

1. Don't go for her dude, shes a yard sale.

2. Your a yardsale. Timmys a yardsale. Sarahs a yardsale.

by Ford Escapes are really nice. March 25, 2010

yardsaled

Ridiculously drunk.

Jake: Where's Chuck?
Dave: In the port-a-shitter puking. He's pretty yardsaled.

by SteveLeave98118 October 4, 2011

yardstick

used to decribe malboro 100s

wanna yardstick? they're all i got.

by djashburnmn October 2, 2007