wonder showzen

a very funny mtv2 show. they call it "kids show" but clearly, IT IS NOT FOR KIDS!!!!!

Kids show,
Kids show,
Oh good lord its the kids show.
Kids show,
Kids show,
Change the channel for kids.....

by kowatternathumathatten April 29, 2005

wonder effect

Wonder Girls World Domination. They WILL conquer Asia, America, etc with their amazing skills.

The Wondergirls will conquer the world, using the wonder effect.

by supergirlllllllll November 20, 2009

Wonder Jar

When a man places his penis or taxidinker into a jar full of water to make it look bigger.

Kyle: "That's fucking disgusting dude, get that wonder jar out of here."
Nick: "It's not a wonder jar... I just fell dick first off the balcony at a mason jar factory."
Kyle: "Your dick is small and ugly."

by CATFOOODS March 6, 2012

wonder wench

A another name for sweetheart. This term is obsolete in today's modern society.

That girl is such a wonder wench! She gave me free coffee and creamer!

by jay Gould February 7, 2014

Wonder Nut

Blowing a load of jizz so copious and thick that you (and your partner if engaged in coital acts) are in complete wonder and amazement as to how that amount of cum could possibly have been blown from your nuts.

She was giving me sloppy top like never before. She had my toes curled when all the sudden I dropped a wonder nut. With Dick in mouth, her cheeks puffed, her eyes watered and she tried to swallow but it just kept pumping. She was gagging like a baby eating carrots and it was running down her chin.

by Dick Onchin November 18, 2020

Wonder Nut

Blowing a load of jizz so copious and thick that you (and your partner if engaged in coital acts) are in complete wonder and amazement as to how that amount of cum could possibly have been blown from your nuts.

She was giving me sloppy top like never before. She had my toes curled when all the sudden I dropped a wonder nut. With Dick in mouth, her cheeks puffed, her eyes watered and she tried to swallow but it just kept pumping. She was gagging like a baby eating carrots and it was running down her chin.

by Dick Onchin November 18, 2020

wonder women

when ur girl is going down town on you like no other, but you pull out and cum onto her forehead. slap on a bandana covering the goop and she then stands up in dismay but resembles wonder women.

when ur girl is giving you a knob nibble and gasps for air but tells you to warn her when you cum... tell her when its gunna go down and cum all over her forehead. grab a bandana (pre-folded)and slap it on her forhead. that way its stuck on there and she gets off her knees stands and puts her arms rested on her hips pissed at you not knowing she is posing like "WONDER WOMEN" and at that moment of her pose say Wonder women as they say in the movies and all.

by Rubix_Q August 9, 2007