Weezer

Best. Band. Ever.
Duhhhh

Nick: Hey dude, I got tickets to WEEZER!
John: Chya, they're only like the best. band. ever.

by weezrulesss January 18, 2009

weezer

a band that isnt emo- they arent emo becuase they created a genre called nerd rock....emo is a break of of which people who falied to emulate the sound they gave

weezer is not there to be depressing where as emo is

by the weez October 22, 2006

weezer

coolest band ever. once you found weezer in middle school you realized other people had thick glasses and liked star wars as much as you. hope for us nerds.

Finding Weezer was good, way cooler than finding God.

by space rock September 4, 2009

Weezer

(1). noun: An American rock band made for virgins, quiet kids, and old men who "miss old rock".

(2). phrase: A subtle form of saying you are either gay, a furry or you have never felt the touch of a woman

Dude 1: Yo! Did you hear the new Weezer EP?
Dude 2: No, I'm more of a Car Seat Headrest guy.

OR

Dude 1: My favorite band is Weezer , along with Toto.
Dude 2: Damn dude, get a girlfriend.

by gayfurry420 December 28, 2021

Wuhan Wheeze

Another name for "The coof", The "Shanghai Shingles" or formally known as COVID-19.

Billy thought it was all a scamdemic until he caught the Wuhan Wheeze.

by Sir Derp of herppington October 2, 2020

Weezee

The ingredients of this sandwich are exquisitely designed to pleasure the palate and bring euphoric sensation to the mind and body. BEST SANDWICH ON THE PLANET!!

IT'S WEEZEE BABY!!!!

by World Famous Jimmyks May 23, 2014

wheezer pleaser

The wheezer pleaser is were in the middle of sex you tell a funny joke to get your partner wheezing while you thrust into them.

Girl we were having sex and he did the wheezer pleaser on me

by Apple milk with apple milf September 29, 2020