laser sword

Jedahi and seths carry dis wepon and fite each otha

cyborg man loves stealing laser swords.

by Grovyle_The_Hero253 April 2, 2020

Pulling the laser

When you pee inside of your girlfrien´s butt while having sex.

Mark- Damn I have to pee! But I don´t want to go....

Annie- Just pull the laser!

Pulling the laser is easy you just piss inside of her and watch her world fall apart.

by GordanRamsay February 18, 2015

Lasered Vagina

A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.

"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"

bob "you haven't dicked her down?"

"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"

by Dumb_shit_thots_do January 8, 2020

dick laser

A term used to describe the mechanism of destruction of a particularly powerful penis.

George's dick laser annihilated Gertrude the Lesbian Hooker.

by DinoTron January 14, 2014

laser vision

improved vision one has achieved following laser eye surgery

I love my laser vision; I don't need glasses anymore.

by Kevin Niksarli July 3, 2009

laser seismograph

A highly accurate instrument which measures movement less than a millimetre deep inside the earth

The laser seismograph said there was a slight quake underneath the earth's surface.

by Nafeesa January 9, 2006

Laser Taggart

The art of a male (typically in his late teens or twenties) seeing and picking an attractive female located some distance away. Once the female target has been chosen, the male then sprints towards her, tackles her to the ground, and has his way with her.

Is named thus because it was invented during a game of laser tag. Also, it is important to note that in most countries, it is considered rape.

John: You see that hot girl across the courtyard?
Jude: Yeah.
John: I'm about to Laser Taggart the shit out of her!

by BradGibbons August 24, 2011