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Bi-Winning

The ability to win "here" and win "there". No to be confused with bi-polar.
Dude #1: Man, did you know Charlie Sheen bangs 7 gram rocks, guy must have tigerblood or something

Dude #2: Dude its how he rolls, he's bi-winning
by TheFARGler March 17, 2011
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Winning the Breakup

There are a few things you can do to accomplish this goal- first and foremost though, you need to bang a new girl(s). DO NOT, however, get a new girlfriend. This only exudes desperation and is a sure fire way to lose the breakup, miserably. Your Ex will think even less of you than when they broke up with you (another tip to win the breakup- initiate the breakup).
And if you do get a new girlfriend quick, make sure that they are at least better looking than your Ex, so your Ex isn't glad to see you stoop to new lows.
Bro 1: Dude she got right into another relationship. And with that guy? Damn, desperado much?
Bro 2 (initiator of breakup): Yeah, what a joke. She says she's winning the breakup. I call yet another victory in this breakup.
Bro 1: Yeah. That's just sad. You've definitely won the breakup.
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Troll: lol u fail :winning:

User: nooo
by Ketsu1854 January 10, 2012
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winning by association

One who doesn't win "X", indirectly wins "X" simply by association to your winning of "X".
Husband: "I just won 1000 dollars!"
Wife: "Sweet! A round of drinks for the bar on me!"
*Wife and bar are winning by association. 'Nuff said.*
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bi-winning

The opposite of bi-polar. As defined by Charlie Sheen.

Likely to happen when you bang seven gram rocks, or take the drug Charlie Sheen which is known to melt your face off. Similar things may happen if you have tiger blood or Adonis DNA.
He wins here and he wins there... he's bi-winning
by ucanthavethisusername March 28, 2011
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bi-winning

Not to be confused with bipolar, bi-winning is a psychiatric condition characterised by winning. Symptoms include: winning here, winning there, and the ability to bang seven gram rocks and finish them.

People with bi-winning have one speed and one gear, namely "GO!". It is believed that they have a different a different heart, a different brain, and the blood of a tiger. It is also hypothesised that their brains fire in a way which is not from this particular terrestrial realm.
"I'm bi-winning; I win here and I win there." Charlie Sheen
by nogzzzzzz March 31, 2011
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winning

Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I'm not perfect and bitchin'.

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.
by RRCsteve March 22, 2011
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