butt-welding

Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.

I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!

by QuacksO February 6, 2021

Mug welding

To pulls ones butt cheek apart from the other in order to tighten the poo lasso achieving a fart sounding of a welder and avoiding old man baritone bum.

Hey man glen had chilli last night and he’s doing some bad ass mug welding today.

by Grumpyolturd May 3, 2019

Dick Weld

When two men touch their dicks together with cum on them and the cum dries gluing the dicks together.

“I was dick welded to my husband after having sex last night”

by TheRealistDealist December 13, 2020

Clam Welding

When two women grind on each others clits so hard it creates enough friction heat to be uncomfortable.

Emily & Sammy told me they were scissoring so hard they were "Clam Welding" last night.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Ball weld

When sweaty testicles become stuck to the inner thigh.

Jack: John, why have you been scratching your balls for ages?

John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.

by Pseudonaut July 25, 2013

midnight welding

When the woman passes out the man will ejaculated on her eyelids and letting it dry practicing the Art of Midnight Welding.

Tammy pass-out without taking care of my needs so I jerk-off and ejaculated on her eyelids. Letting it dry to shut close her eye lids practicing the art of midnight welding.

by eti March 12, 2014

pipe welding

Docking after jizzing. When it dries, your "pipes" are welded together

I almost ripped my foreskin off after pipe welding with Buzzy.

by Perpetual_Stiffy December 10, 2015