A term used to describe a guy's ejaculation on his partner's breasts. A young girl usually has a guy cum on her boosom when she first experiments with sex.
Angie gave her older sister's boyfriend her first hand job when he stopped by early the other day. He pleaded for her to let him cum in her mouth, but this was the first time she had done anything with any guy, so she reluctantly agreed to pull her top off and let him give her a tit wash. She was embarrassed, but knew she wasn't the only girl in the seventh grade to let a guy blow his wad on her tits.
by BRD September 6, 2005

Even though I was in a hurry, I had to do a courtesy wash so that Johnson didn't think I was completely disgusting.
by Devan Kadwish April 28, 2010

Sticking your head in the bog (toilet) and flushing the chain. Apparently also known as a 'swirlie' in other parts of the world.
by Footle August 4, 2005

by Pickle-Washer October 24, 2023

by BurnsSOgood August 12, 2015

by Goldprince23 August 7, 2015

When kitchen implements are not unloaded from the dishwasher because one isn't entirely certain where they are stored, and instead are left in for another cycle until someone else (wife/girlfriend) can put them away.
Wife: Honey, why did all the measuring cups and the slotted spoons go through the dishwasher again?
Husband (aloud): Oh those? Well they still looked a little dirty so I ran them through again. . .
Husband (thinking bubble): . . . and I have no friggin' clue where you put them so I just apathy washed them all.
Husband (aloud): Oh those? Well they still looked a little dirty so I ran them through again. . .
Husband (thinking bubble): . . . and I have no friggin' clue where you put them so I just apathy washed them all.
by olsongt January 19, 2010
