Valance

Destroying something in order to fix.

My father told me I need to valance my toaster.

by BrokenEye4945 November 30, 2020

Valance

Bald headed lopsided head ahh boy

“Hey look! It’s valance!”
“You mean that bald walking stick?”
“Fosho!”

by vj is sus kid April 2, 2021

Valencia Omelette

To store a Tupperware full of semen in a communal fridge.

Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.

Man, I’ve just found a Valencia Omelette in the fridge - I’m going to HR!

by Buggles21 May 8, 2021

valentean

the best youtuber and a very handsome, sexually attractive and intelligent young man

P1: "Hey! What's your favourite Youtuber?"
P2: "Valentean ofcourse!"

by NichtValle November 4, 2021

valentean

The best content creator on youtube and a very handsome, sexually attractive and intelligent young man.

P1: "Aye dawg, who's your favourite youtuber?"
P2: "Mo'fucker Valentean ofc you dumbass!"

by NichtValle November 4, 2021

Valencia

She is very kind and very sexy. Makes you feel like the ruler of the world. AMAZING in bed and so damn smelly. We love her, she’s muy bueno. Careful, she’s a Valencia.

Poopy poopy!
Valencia! It’s you!

Yeah it’s me, you’re my friend.

by mintapplemouthwash November 22, 2021

valencia

Valen is a very beautiful girl inside out. She is smart, loved by everyone, independent, cool, and envied by many due to her perfection in many things. She has a beautiful face that I will never get bored of even if I stared at it for hours. Her smile is everything and gives out a ray of sunshine to everyone looking at her. She is sometimes shy with her closest ones and a little mysterious at times, but that is what makes her every action and affection special. Valen is also always there in times of need and will never let anyone down. She is the perfect friend for anyone looking to have a bestfriend and a perfect partner to any lucky guy that can melt her heart.

bete is very lucky to have valencia in his life.

by beteee November 22, 2021