Fun Vacuum

Fun sucker, person who ruins everything

"Gosh your such a fun vacuum"

by Ray Dory September 23, 2009

Vacuum Kiss

The surprising act of sucking the oxygen out of someone's mouth when they lean in to kiss you.

The date went great until he vacuum kissed me outside my house! WTF!

by Snydergate June 13, 2017

logic vacuum

When someone says something so ridiculous they suck the logic right out of you

She's such a logic vacuum she thought there were actual lions in Michigan

by Logicvacuum June 7, 2017

vacuum-mouth

When there is no other way to clean something up (without making more of a mess) than to suck it up with your mouth ,like noo-noo.

"crap I spilt coffee on my laptop and its between the keys!"
"Quick! just vacuum-mouth it!"

by Iamem May 6, 2012

ass vacuume

a sucker of the ass

chet is a complete ass vacuume

by blake September 28, 2003

mississippi vacuum

An obese woman's vagina that sucks up everything in sight.

i can barely walk after that girl last night gave me a mississippi vacuum

by The Dark Meat July 31, 2009

Vacuum Job

When a women uses a vibrator on herself while giving a blowjob, creating a suction and buzzing sound from the vibrator

Last night we both came so hard from her amazing vacuum job

by bzzzzslurp November 18, 2010