Upper Decker

The act of shitting into the tank (or upper portion) of a toilet. Done as a prank, it results in at least four foul flushes (also known as a "3-F qualifier") afterwards.

"Man, I'm gonna fucking puke."

"Dude, how come?"

"Man, someone dropped an upper decker in the toilet, and the water splashed my ass and sack."

"Dude, that sucks."

"Man, I think I got a piece of corn stuck to my sack!"

by papamikedelta October 24, 2009

Umpede

a big dark colored creature.although it may seem civilized it is just a ruse to trap bystanders and catch them unaware where its true colors are shown. note:umpede is mentioned as an 'it' however physically it seems like a male. Recently umpede has also been made into a musical, 'The Tale of Umpede' about a pathetic mourning creature.

T:Kermit the frog here, this is the tale of umpede.
R:UMPEDE!still wets the bed...cumon your 17 now, why do you still wets the sheets...

few lyrics from Tale of Umpede

by mike jones(same as the one above) September 8, 2006

Umer

A male name for Muslims with an Arabic origin,most boys with this name are extremely Handsome, loved by all females, are charming to the core, loved by all and prove to be great friends for anyone who needs them whether they like that person or not. Also they are known to excel with a woman in bed and are known to be a success with women. An Umer is usually looked up too by all younger ones and peers and proves to set records that become legends and tales are told about Umer and what great feats he accomplished. All Umers are great frends and lend a helping hand or a shoulder to anyone and everyone.

Girl 1:- Where are all the sute guys.
Girl 2:- Look at the one just entering this place
Girl 1:- Wow! I'm sure he's Umer!

by He_man! August 14, 2010

umaer

The realest guys are called Umaer, they are built different they don't rely on motivation they rely on discipline to get through life.
Umaer's are kind caring but if u get on their bad side they will pull up with the gang.

Umaer is too drippy

by Umaer November 21, 2021

umbers

new mexican trouble

umbers im telling the teacher on you

by the person who exists February 27, 2022

Adder-upper

Someone who is good at maths. More specifically addition.

Mark is good at counting money, you may even say, he is a good adder-upper

by TempestTheHedgehog March 3, 2017

Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin

The unspoken act of a female performing an upper decker, whilst a male counterpart carries out a defecation in the lower (relative to aforementioned upper deck) deck, whilst eating out the aforementioned female.

Gary and Bruce were both really excited to partake in the sensual act of a Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin, but neither one had eaten a large enough meal to carry out the act.

by doubleupperdeckerdoublereverse October 13, 2019