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uncultured burnt toast

(noun) Someone who does not understand an obvious joke, usually on the internet.
“That’s the joke you uncultured burnt toast.”
by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021
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uncumming

Uncumming; Uncumming is the process in which someone's genitalia is to reverse the process of ejaculation.

What exactly is “uncumming”?
To start the process of uncumming, you need to achieve control over the mind of the small tongue see “More about the small tongue and how it works” for more. The process involves the small tongue, which can be best described as an anteater’s tongue slipping out of its snout when it comes to drink water, or eat small insects. The process has been shown to be quite loud, making small “slurp”ing sounds when performed.

More about the small tongue and how it works:
The small tongue is less like a tongue, in actuality, due to the fact it is sentient and has a mind of it’s own, rather than being a muscle. The small tongue is attached to the inside of the genitalia (for both sexes), and can retract into it, and into a small skin pouch, unable to be seen. The inside of the genitalia is thoroughly lubed during the process, which makes way for the sticky tongue to not cause any problems inside of there. It can quickly lap up the ejaculate, the surface of the tongue has been altered over evolution to become more efficient at this. Though this process still requires you to master the skill, which can become better and faster with time.
Max: oh shit I need to start uncumming before mom gets home!!
by toxicsherbert February 27, 2022
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uncute

Particularly unattractive or unpleasant to look at.
A: Did you see that girl Olivia the other day?
B: Yeah dude she's totally uncute.
by byaaaaaa October 5, 2009
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uncuffable

She is uncuffable, always homie hopping.
by Godschild301 October 14, 2016
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To Uncunt

To stop being such a cunt.
Travis, you need to uncunt yourself.
by Sven87 August 8, 2009
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unauthorised hottie

The term used for an idividual that isn't typically or classically attractive as such, but has that X factor that makes them irresistably sexy. Opposite of Prohibeted Ferral
That guy's totally an unauthorised hottie!
by Bren April 6, 2004
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uncting

comes from the verb unce unce unce which is usually applied to a beat of a song. when one feels awkward and has nothing to say just unce. It can mean many things from having sex or getting exciting to go out.
For example, if a friend Liz is having sex with a white rapper, you can say she is uncting with the white rapper followed by unce unce unce.
by intrepid.unce May 4, 2009
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