The Texas two step

Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)

nah, I ante gonna fight you. But I am gonna make you walk the Texas two step.

by Little England April 2, 2017

Australian two step

When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.

"yo, you see what Steve did to Jimmy? He made him do the Australian two step"

by Little England April 2, 2017

buford two step

also known in the south as the okie doke or scam
"Man he got me when i got home the stuff didn't even look real"

buford two step okie doke

by EEdouble June 3, 2016

texas two step

when two country boys get into a fight.

earl: "hey joe, willy and jesse just did the texas two step"
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".

by diggymac July 18, 2018

Moscow Two Step

When one guy sits on another guys lap on the toilet and they both drop a heavy, smelly load simultaneously.

“Dawg.. just polished of a full pint of Ben Jerry’s Chunky Monkey..”

“Bruh.. I feel Moscow Two Step is in the making..”

“Bet!!”

by Asian Obama October 1, 2022

Baptist two-step

A girl fucks two guys at once while attending Baylor University.

Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears

by Hk1234 January 14, 2021

Tahiti Two-Step

Twister, but every other square is covered in one of three substances; human defecant, ejaculant, or urinate.

Person 1: I heard you took a vacation to French Polynesia. How was it?
Person 2: It was great, I learned this game called the Tahiti Two-Step.
Person 1: Wow that sure sounds fun.

by Khanituss March 6, 2021