Sacramento Turtleneck

Like an Old King Clancy, except with orange marmalade.

Once this Canadian chick asked me to give her an Old King Clancy... I hear that's like a Sacramento Turtleneck except with syrup. I tossed her.

by BrickyFists March 25, 2009

Philadelphia Turtleneck

Pulling a woman's neckfat up into a style similar to a turtleneck, then fucking her neckfat using philadelphia cream cheese as lube.

I gave that bitch the Philadelphia Turtleneck last night.

by xTheCrowingx May 12, 2009

turtling

When two humans feel the need for tantric gratification and one lays belly down while the other lies belly down on their back. Genital penetration may occur. Many turtling couples may be seen on Plympton street located near Harvard in Boston.

Krikey, I can't believe Tony is turtling with Liz right after she lit up that toilet!

by Depth Charge May 27, 2009

Turtling

When a chubby dog is laying on his back to get belly rubs, then hears something and gets excited, and tries to get up really fast but can't because he is too fat and has stubby legs. This results in a lot of flailing around and squirming back and forth (which he does in an effort to get enough traction or momentum to flip back around). Doing this, the dog resembles a turtle that has fallen on its back, unable to flip itself right-side-up.

I was giving my dog belly rubs and then he heard you come in and he started turtling!

by CeraWithaC May 9, 2015

Turtling

Verb. To hide ones head in a shirt, sweater, or blanket. Can involve also laying in fetal position. Happens when someone is extremely uncomfortable.

Samie: Kelly and Abbie were fighting right in front of me and I don't like confrontation.
Mary Madison: What did you do?
Samie: I did the only thing I could do, I began turtling.

by campooledidit December 5, 2013

turtleninja

A small eyed, Korean man in his 20s. Is very good at science but has very short, hairy legs and is a bit hard on the eyes.

Turtleninja: I like counting stars and conducting science experiments!^^
Student: Good for you turtleninja. You're so damn nerdy!

by moomamoomamoomamomo April 30, 2011

Turtleneck Sweater

1.A Circumstance where a person accidently leaves his fly unzipped and with wearing the right boxers had his dick poke through exposing it.
2.A Fashionable sweater made popular during the 80's into the 90's.

I was in the restroom at the mall the other day and forgot to zip up my fly when I was finished. I had no idea that I was sporting a turtleneck sweater until about after a group of women started smiling at me and pointing towards my crotch.

by jaymoz June 19, 2014