Trade Rape

What Brian Parker routinely does to Carl Spano.

Carl: I just traded Arian Foster for Mike Vick and Ryan Mathews.

Me: Dude, Vick and Mathews are the two most injury-prone players. Was this consensual or was this full-blown Trade Rape?

Carl: No, and he said that if I tell anyone, he'll hurt my family.

by dozdemcrucialboyz November 18, 2013

trade rounds

(v.) To participate in a gunfight.

The flashes in this footage show the rozzers and a hostage taker trading rounds.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

trade hub

a really shitty bot owned by a shitty guy

Holy shit! Richard is even dumber than Trade Hub.

by Thwampus March 16, 2022

Trade Shoes

Apparently, a euphemism for gay sex among those not yet out of the closet, looking for others like them.

"That guy just asked me if I wanted to trade shoes with him... what the hell was that all about?"

"It means he wanted to have sex with you but didn't know if you were gay or not."

by GasBandit September 14, 2009

Trade Paperback

A book of collected comics. The difference between a trade paperback and a graphic novel is that the graphic novels come out as stand-alone books, whereas trade paperbacks come out as comics first and then are collected as trade paperbacks.

I love the New 52 Batman Court of Owls trade paperback that I got at the comic book store today!

by ComicBookFacts May 6, 2014

Trade Rape

An unfair trade in fantasy sports when an owner takes advantage of another owner.

Robert trade raped Jerry when he traded him A.J. Green and got Rob Gronkowski.

by evo913 August 20, 2016

Trade Mate

A mate who’s also in the trade. Doesn’t necessarily have to be your ‘mate’, but you can be anything from a sparky, to a chippy or even a decorator if life has dealt you an unfortunate card.

Kev the plasterer is a trade mate. He’s also in the building game. Office folk are not trade mates.

by Stigney Stammer July 26, 2019