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5 Tissue Load

The number of tissues required to gather a load of gism.
"Yuo Tony- I just blew a 5 Tissue Load afta seein' Brenda's bald snatch ".
by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018
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Minnesota tissue

A nick name members of the band Nirvana used around their 1990 tour in particular krist and Kurt used this name.
Minnesota tissue was a nickname for apparently "a made up sheriff of Aberdeen Washington".

as seen from their home video on the plane ride over look it up on youtube
Kurt: Me and my partner tree frog johnson gunna rip you a new butthole
Krist: Who do you think you are?
Kurt:Minnesota tissue!
by Jaden_pantsoff February 1, 2008
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ass tissue

Ass tissue, noun

Ass tissue is the bits of paper or tissue on your ass after taking a shit and wiping it with a crappy brand toilet paper. People usually discover they have ass tissue on their ass during showers or baths.
Mother: Johny! Why are there pieces of brown tissue in the bath tub?

Johny: Sorry I had ass tissue since I took a quick dump before taking my bath.

Mother: CLEAN IT UP!!!
by namestealer1337 October 28, 2009
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scar tissue

Scar tissue replaces normal skin tissue after the skin is damaged. Though scar tissue is made up of the same substance as undamaged skin, it looks different because of the way the fibers in the tissue are arranged. Scars form every time the skin is damaged beyond its first layer, whether that damage comes from a cut, burn, or a skin condition like acne or a fungal infection. Though there are ways to minimize the appearance of scars, there is no way to remove them entirely. Usually originates from deep punctures or cuts that are not properly stitched.

Also a RHCP song, but the word origin has been around way before the song came out.
a thick wooden stick punctured my thigh in a freak skateboarding accident. As you can see, this discolored patch on my leg is scar tissue that took weeks to form.
by Oddballls January 4, 2015
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nasal tissue

What many people call facial tissue, such as Cleanax (Kleenex), Puffs, etc.
So called because it is usually used for blowing the nose; though on occasion they are used to wipe away eye boogers.
Hey Nora, be a dear and get me some nasal tissue please. I need to blow my schnoz!
by Telephony August 26, 2015
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happy tissue

tissue used to wipe off bodily fluids expressed as a result of masturbation, typically from a male, but also applicable to females.
CB: How long has it been since you've been laid?
Jane: It's been a while...
CB: Oh wait...is that why I saw all those happy tissues near your bed?
Jane: Yup! I conk out afterwards and forget to clean up.
by 2PWC January 26, 2009
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scar tissue

One of the most amazing songs by Red Hot Chili Peppers. Simply put and not much more can be said.
Scar tissue that i wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and i'll kiss you
Cause with birds i'll share
With birds i'll share this lonely view
by Jayson "Jstew" June 21, 2006
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