tissue burn

when you get a cold & use so many tissues that your nose becomes irritated & burned

Jeff: "Hey Julie Chen, I'm going to the store. Do you need anything?"
Julie Chen: "Ya, pick me up some Puffs Plus Lotion, I got mad tissue burn."

by Tina278 August 24, 2015

Turkish tissue

The act of blowing one's nose into a man's scrotum.

I have a cold, may I perform a Turkish tissue on your ball sack?

by Braily Nipple Farts February 28, 2011

Throw the Tissue

When a college or NFL ref pulls the yellow penalty flag out of their pocket and throws it up in the air.

Did you see that fucking pass interference! Damn ref Throw the Tissue! He had his hands all over him!!

by B. Hanback January 20, 2010

Dirty Tissue

When you relieve your nose in a snatch with a shaking motion while exhaling through the nostrils. Much like blowing into a tissue.

"I had a runny nose last night so I gave my girlfriend a dirty tissue."

by AGJ July 17, 2009

mexican tissue

n. Another word for paper towel

we dont have any napkins left, heres a mexican tissue.

by Donniey July 7, 2005

Tissue Issue

A human resource issue when someone is whining and a mock tissue to wipe the eye is necessary.

Also a human resource issue involving people rather than equipment or processes.

Are you whining? This sounds like a tissue issue.

We've got another tissue issue, the warehouse crew is bitching again.

by C. Wright May 10, 2005

fatty tissue

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to say, "I'll be back." However, now that he is all fatty tissue, he says, "Oh, my back!"

by Pod Tailin' February 20, 2010