Afternoon Timber

Kind of like morning wood but in the after noon.

man i sure have a bad case of afternoon timber!

by *ayelmaos_in_spanish* October 26, 2015

Carrying a bit of Timber

The art of carrying excessive weight around the body

Mate: "Seen that lass over yonder?"
Me: "Aye, she's carrying a bit of timber"
Mate: "Bet she don't sweat much for a fat lass"

by bobspike May 20, 2014

Jimber Timber

The real name of "Justin Timberlake"

I just tried to say "Justin Timberlake" outloud but it came out as "Jimber Timber"

by ♥🗺☠ June 22, 2021

Tugging the Timber

The act of masterbation.

I woke up with some good morning wood so I was Tugging the Timber for awhile before I got up.

by Lt.Short Bus February 9, 2009

Camp Timber Tops

The best freakin' town in the entire world. CA's 2006 will always have a place in my heart.

"...Friends, friends, friends we will always be..."

by Hannah February 8, 2005

Big Timber

Big Timber is a small town 60 miles east of Bozeman, Montana that is so small, that if you blink you'll miss it. The town consists of 1,745 people as of 2004.
The coldest temperature on record was -47 in February 1936, and the hottest recorded temperature was 104 in July 1936.

Big Timber is Small town USA

by fairylakegrl March 21, 2009

Morning Timber

Masturbating immediately after waking up, with morning wood.

"Hey John, what'd you do this morning"
"Ah, I just Morning Timbered."
"... What?"

by Colver August 11, 2014