torching the capitol

v. Destroying something difficult to constuct and of immense value and utility to mankind in order to save yourself from zombies or a righteous mob.

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See the news? They are torching the capitol. What a shame. So many people died building it.

Mostly slaves.

True.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

Russian Torch

When one dips they dick in vodka and lights it on fire and jerks it off.

Joey made a Russian torch on Sarah’s face and now she doesn’t have eyebrows

by Lilboy127 November 17, 2018

Spaf torch

A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.

Is James still checking the bunkhouse out using the spaf torch?

by Fatkid_13 October 17, 2021

torch job

when a fag blows a "straight" guy

Mindy's husband got drunk at the bar and got a torch job behind the building

by #gag July 2, 2017

torched the net

Huffries torched the net in the 2006 NCAA national Championship game in Indinanapolis. To make a shot with such force through the net right the ball torches the net off the rim!

Humpries torched the net in the 2006 NCAA national championship game.

by Torch City February 3, 2010

tiki torch

Having sex with a girl outdoors, while standing up, and lighting her hair on fire to keep the mosquitos away.

"Dude, I totally tiki torched this chick last night, but she burned out really quick." "You creep."

by illuminatiagt January 13, 2008

gay torch

a label of shame carried by someone who comitted an act of faggery or even the slightest gayness. Only one can hold the gaytorch at a time.

Guy "A" (referring to basketballs): Dude, I really like your balls.

Guy "B": You fruit loop, you get the gay torch.

by Boom77 October 30, 2006