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Salmon handler

The art of venturing into the nether regions of a woman. Aka fingering the pussy.
I am now a licensed salmon handler.
by E.L.James October 19, 2015
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Baggage Handler

When a relationship starts great then you realize that person comes with crazy kids and an exes. Since you moved in with your new person you have to deal with all their baggage until the lease is up.
John moved in with Pam things were great ... until Pam’s kids moved in and were diagnosed with borderline personality disorder and now her ex - husband , Nick came over on Christmas. John as to handle all her baggage, John is a baggage handler until the lease is up.
by Lilfapp415 January 7, 2021
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Clam handler

Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.
by SossBoss March 14, 2016
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twink handler

A twink’s bestfriend who keeps him from making poor decisions. Usually a pretty girl with similar interests as the twink. Without his handler the twink will turn into a demon twink (the WORST kind of twink)
“that twink handler needs to do a better job of controlling her twink; he’s literally demon twinking rn.”
“michael is having a hard time; he just lost his twink handler”
by brandonmurray May 10, 2024
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Dirty Handler

When a man or woman attempts to touch someone sexually while that person is taking a shit or pissing.
Stop trying to give me a Dirty Handler. Get away from my toilet!
by RubyGazelle December 12, 2022
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less handler

one who cannot "handle" as much
jae- anyone got a reg? i got a freaking line to the oil rack and all three of you are BSing

mariachi- oh i forgot, jae is LESS HANDLER. i got this! go take a break BITCH!
by jae92274 June 9, 2009
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