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Animal Testing

The systematic approach to find which farm animal will give you the greatest amount of pleasure. This usually is done by running out to a local farm every night and having sex with a couple of the animals. Animals that kick, bite, remain dry, smell bad, or are too loose can be eliminated in this test.
“After conducting three months of animal testing I have discovered that nothing can replace your mother.”
by Nob April 28, 2004
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software testing

a process used to fix software
you should really care about this unless you are made to do an assignment on it and no one seems to care about it
FUCK Reywind have u done that assignment on Software testing yet?

no i havent if ppl like GoMeZ or Sven made all the programs they would be perfect and we wouldnt need testing

Software testing is as gay as noobs tryin to beat gomez at cs
by GoMeZ <(^_^)> April 15, 2005
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Animal testing

Testing on animals for the future of humans. 80-90% of medical research is of animal testing and is necessary for the existence of humans.
Moron: animal testing murders hundreds of innocent animals!

Scientist: if it weren’t for those animals you wouldn’t be alive.
by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020
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submit testing

Ignore this... just testing your submit page.
lkjsdf milf yes just submit testing
by mikekkke2 March 27, 2009
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SWAT Testing

By definition, "Software with a lot of testers". In reality a day spent poring over hotkeys and syntacical anomalies in a software product.
Tomorrow is SWAT testing day, I feel sick...
by John Fakeson August 1, 2003
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BEANS TESTING

More commonly known in polite circles as the sperm count.
"I have just been to the wank lab to get my tadpole soup beans tested".
"That cunt is blowing skimmed milk, he needs beans testing"
by Mr Cunt February 23, 2008
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