teletubbiws

the origin of the species teletubbies
they were around 5000BC but suddenly disappeared. why? we will never know

Darwin defo wrote ab the teletubbiws

by okayyy3 September 8, 2023

teletubbied

The state of being drunk and weirdly euphoric, like you just wandered out of a fever dream where sun babies make sense and everything's made of felt. Often includes giggling, stumbling, hugging random people, and possibly talking to inanimate objects. Bonus points if you fall down and bounce back up like a children’s show character.

"She had two margaritas and a Jell-O shot and suddenly she’s teletubbied, telling the toaster it’s her best friend."

by Handle Not Found July 12, 2025