tased

A word used to describe people who are stunned or utterly lost in a situation or conversation

Fuck is Mary a tased bitch, she has no idea what's going on!

by Eh-eh-Ron April 12, 2014

Tated

The act of consuming a dangerous amount of alcohol.

"Dude you were so tated last night that you roled around in your own puke before 9:30!"

by Freggyfresh November 30, 2016

Tased

When you’re pressed/mad

I’m so tased that I didn’t get to fuck her last night

by Bmkmc February 6, 2019

Tijuana Takedown

The act of sitting on an open bottle of tequila and doing a hand stand. Gravity will empty the bottle into your anus, causing an alcohol-induced blindness that will send you into a furious fiesta. Ole!

Tom: Hey PJ, two words: Tijuana Takedown.
PJ: what?
Tom: let's get ass-drunk
PJ: cool, I'm down do be a drunk ass tonight
Tom: nah man, it's where you get drunk via your ass. Like a tequila handstand.
PJ: sounds dangerous.
Tom: fuck ya it is. Let's sit on some bottles!
PJ: no fiesta.

by Teamosabe December 20, 2010

tazerface

A really kick ass name

They asked me what my name is I said tazerface!

by Big daddy vince June 12, 2017

don't taze me bro

An ironic catch phrase used to mitigate chastisement esp. from one's peers (not gender specific). Similar in meaning to cut me some slack.

Nicole: Did you burn popcorn again?
Andrew: Hey, don't taze me bro, I swear the microwave's evil.

by (([Mike])) October 8, 2007

taked

"Taked" is the simple past form created by a student called Florian from Germany.

He taked his bike to ride to school.
He taked his mothers money to buy food.

by txkyc May 29, 2019