Takora

Takora will almost always have a hard time opening up to others because she’s been hurt before, she gets attached too easily without even realizing it. She will always look out for friends and family in the face of adversity because she knows what it feels like to feel alone or betrayed. She has a very bad attitude but if you are patient with her she’ll eventually grow out of it.

“Wait so did you hear about Takora’s new boyfriend?”

by Hdidbdbdud November 6, 2018

Jackin' the 'tater

1. v. An old turn-of the century baseball term for hitting a homerun, derived from the original backyard baseball homerun, when a potatoe was hit with a stick.

2. v. To hit a sexual "homerun", or more simply, to have sexual intercourse.

3. v. (a) To recieve a hand-job. (b) To mastubate.

1. Look at Babe Ruth jackin' the 'tater!

2. Babe ruth jacked the 'tater with a hottie last night.

3. (a) That hottie jacked his 'tater. (b) But she didn't finish so he had to jack his own 'tater.

by distancerunner143 February 7, 2010

tater nuts

What you call a guy when he have mashed potatoes fall on his nuts. Derived from an episode of That 70's Show.

Hyde: Let's ask Tater Nuts.
Kelso: Don't call me that!

by sb129 April 15, 2008

Tater Tot Slut

A woman who gives handjobs in exchange for tater tots.

"AAAAHHH" moaned Jim, as he handed over the tots.

"I'm so hungry I could tater tot slut right now."

by House Vista March 4, 2009

Uncle Tater

an individual with an awful lot of free time on their hands...

Crazy Uncle Johnny: Uncle Tater put the finishing touches on his spud gun yesterday.

Weird Uncle Travis: Even cooler, he also created the first Linux based kegerator.

by Mister Webster January 10, 2009

Tater

A sucker that believes fake news stories posted on the internet, specifically social media. AKA potato

Originated from America’s Last Line of Defense social media group.

Why don’t you taters walk on up to a KKK hood wearing fella and try to convince him that he’s a democrat.

by Whynotyo? February 23, 2019

tanorexic

A pun that combines the disorder of anorexia with tanning. Is used to describe people, usually white women and teen girls, who are very tan/dark in skin tone. Tanorexics are more specifically women who purposely get tan by either sunbathing frequently or by a fake bake. It was suggested that, like anorexics, they have an addiction to tanning and won't stop no matter how dark they get. Hence, the term tanorexic.

Christina Aguilera was a full-blown tanorexic; Lindsay Lohan is borderline tanorexic.

by isay'uh'toomuch October 28, 2004