tactical puke

Discreetly throwing up from excessive consumption of alcohol whilst still having control, in order to carry on drinking and get on with the night.

I should go to the toilets to take a tactical puke before I'm too wasted!

by lalaaa October 29, 2007

Tactical Dad

A suburban or rural man who stockpiles guns and dresses like a weekend warrior, to live out a fantasy where he defends the homeland or his family from imaginary enemies.

Invariably overweight and unfit for actual military service, Tactical Dad dresses himself in tattoos, t-shirts, and vehicle stickers that imply a hair-trigger violent response to any stimulus his terrified, childlike psyche finds threatening.

Self-assured in his opinions, Tactical Dad often takes to Twitter to own the snowflakes and show them what's what. His avatar invariably has him in sunglasses and a hat, piloting a truck or boat.

No, Jerry was never in the Marines. He's just a Tactical Dad. You can tell by the goatee.

by Temperate Patriot August 20, 2019

TTC Tactics

When you get rammed and end up being eliminated sooner than MaikyThatNoob

Lucky with da TTC Tactics doe.

by MaikyThatNoob February 20, 2021

tactilian

A person that prefers tactile feedback.

Tactilians will always buy a cell phone with a keyboard.

by afroamerikem February 16, 2010

tryptophan-tastic

The feeling of absolute fullness and slight drunkenness after eating large amounts of turkey.

wow grandma, that meal was fuckin' tryptophan-tastic

by Taco_Exchange December 27, 2007

philistine-tastic

The (usually sarcastic) celebration of the philistine ideals of low-brow, materialistic culture over the "highly overrated' ideals of an intellectually curious, artistically creative one.

My knuckledragger boyfriend is so perfect for me. I especially love his philistine-tastic pea brain. It's his second best feature.

by Casey Poivre January 12, 2011

ghetto engineering tactics

Blatantly disregarding all formal education and training in the hopes of somehow magically "getting it right" while clearly failing to define what "right" is before embarking on said design.

Andy utilized ghetto engineering tactics in his project ... and not surprisingly he failed.

by Paul December 22, 2003