Tackle Trash

A girl that hangs around bass fishing tournaments and tries to latch on to any guy they can. Duties include: backing boat down ramp, making meals, and posting on social media.

Doug: Wasn't Tracy just with Bruce last week and now she's backing Roddneys boat in the water.
Cody: Yeah she was!! she ain't nothing but Tackle Trash

by Toaddog June 2, 2017

Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop

A small fishing-tackle store that once existed in Clifton, New Jersey, that was actually called "Bill's Tackle Shop." The store was owned by an old man named Bill, who had a horrifyingly huge, and severely injured & damaged nose that looked like it was most likely smashed with a brick, used as a pin-cushion and possibly afflicted with some hideous, degenerative disease. How something like this could happen to a man's nose remains a mystery shrouded in darkness.

Those who entered the store and encountered Bill, and his offensively grotesque, mutant-nose, would become so paralyzed with utter shock & disgust at the very sight of the vile atrocity, they would immediately forget what they had originally came into the store for in the first place, turn around, and leave. As they would drive home, it often became commonplace to theorize with friends on how Bill's nose could have possibly become such a mangled, foul abomination, leading to the shop being unofficially renamed by it's customers to include the mention of Bill's (insert adjective here) nose in the shop's name, again and again. The first of the new names being "Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle."

Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop

Hey, wanna go to Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle before we head to the pond?

What time does Bill's Leprosy-eroded Nose & Tackle close on Sundays?

I was at Bill's Ghastly Nose-Injury & Tackle, and nearly vomited when Bill asked if I needed any help.

You know something? Bill's Nose IS Tackle!

Bill's Putrefied Nose Remains & Tackle's business will continue to suffer until Bill has his nose surgically removed.

Sadly, Bill's Perforated, Disintegrate Nose & Tackle closed down for good last month.

by The Creep1 March 27, 2013

brass tacks

the main point of a discussion, the focal point of something being addressed

"anyways, enough talk about the weather McGruder...I'm sure you know why I called you into my office....let's get down to brass tacks, shall we?"

by bungalow bill February 25, 2005

Team tackle

When a group of bros aid a fellow bro in the endeavor of scoring a babe

Yo we got his dick sucked in one day.
Hey that was a nice Team tackle right there

by Kaiser16 September 13, 2014

tackycardia

A disorder characterized by one having the affinity to give too many overly-tacky holiday cards.

The last 3 Christmases, Jon sent me and everyone in the family a card which was composed of little more than the words "Ho,Ho,Ho." It is apparent that he suffers from tackycardia.

by aquajerk/surly December 26, 2011

Brexit tackle

A bone crunching, earth shaking, proper English geezer tackle. This tackle does not care about human life or care about the consequences, this tackle must be given a criminal charge afterwards.

Nick crunched that Cameron Twat who wouldn’t stop doing Antony spins. The tackle was highly compared to the legendary Brexit tackle.

by Proper.Brexit.Geezer July 20, 2023

get down to brass tacks

In the trading posts of the old west, the shopkeeper measured out a yard on his wooden counter and inserted two brass thumbtacks. He used this to measure off "yard goods" such as fabrics and rope. So to set the price he first had to get down to brass tacks.

You've selected your fabric, so let's get down to brass tacks.

by viperquilter October 17, 2015