Earthquake Tripod

The dance move a man does after sexual intercourse while they pee all over the bathroom.

I earthquake tripod all the time after i screw my wife. I just make sure to blame my son before she knows.

by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

Tripod

Someone whose dick is so vast that it is considered to be an extra leg. Hence him looking like a tripod.

“Hey there’s the tripod, Blake.”
“Hows it going Tripod?”

by FloydDaPrince November 2, 2023

The act of eradicating all good in your pantry as if you're a robot in War of the Worlds eradicating the human race.

It's time for some tripod hours after that bowl I just smoked.

by TheDerpicus February 28, 2018

3 men all standing on one leg puts their 12 inchers into each others assholes as they slowly turn directly at a hopefully uncomfortable bystander

Oh no! Ezequiel and his 2 home boys are doing the Western Tripod Experience! I am an uncomfortable bystander.

by Pigsu February 4, 2023

To have 3 men in different orifices.

Montana is going to get tripoded tonight by those 3 guys she is with.

3 guys, 1 girl

by TessaK June 14, 2018

A dog that only has three legs

"Hey let tripod inside its cold outside before he starts to bark"

by Defineiswhatido January 26, 2021