kolo toured

To attempt at something but fail miserably.

I tried to clear the ball out of the box but Kolo Toured it and scored in my own net.

by JGenzy February 14, 2014

Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.

Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

by icantthinkofausername777 February 25, 2021

Reverse Midas Touch

Talent for turning anything you touch to shit

Michael McG has the reverse Midas Touch! Any assignment that comes his way ends up as a pile of garbage.

by Sick up and Fed July 16, 2009

internet tourettes

A condition causing most overwieght 12 year olds to cuss and swear uncontrollably over the internet because someone powned them in a game or made fun of their mom. Most of the time the 12 year olds with this condition make absolutely no sense, write in ALL CAPS, and use alot of exclamation points!!!

Internet Tourettes Kid before getting attacked(PLUTO): OMG i am awesome i have a huge army of pikeman
Internet Tourettes Kid after getting attacked(PLUTO): YOU MOTHERFUCK SHIT MAN WHORE COCK I HATE J00!!!!!!!!!!

by Ravnica September 7, 2006

Touya todoroki

Burnt daddy (๏ᆺ๏υ)

Hes fucking touya todoroki

by Shigarakitomura August 30, 2019

Tourne'd

To ritualistically show ones ass in public. 2. To be shown an ass in a public place, quite often in the workplace.

He was at my desk and just Tourne'd me. I didn't like it.

by Malcommex August 31, 2010

tour de douche

"A peloton of weekend warrior d-bags clogging up the roadways decked out in full cycling regalia, led by a yellow jersey'd supreme douche extraordinaire."

I was late to work because I got stuck behind the tour de douche.

by Zephyr007 October 14, 2015