tabascing

A violent sexual act involving the sodomy of ones rectum with a bottle of extra hot tobasco sauce covered in mayonaise and a hammer.

What you will read below is a violent personal account of tabascing, a rare yet unbelievable sexual attack called tabascing. Tabascing involves a bottle of tabasco, mayonaise, and a hammer.
This one time i shoved this bottle of tabasco sauce covered in mayonaise up my red head male friends ass and then i shattered the bottle with a hammer and the glass shards masacred his anal tissue and the hot sauce seeped into the cuts creating a painful yet erotic sensation. After words his hip popped out of place and he asked if what just happened had a name and i told him i call it tabascing.

by Chris "Grimace" Selker December 13, 2006

tacosalad

when a girl with a meat curtain is getting drilled by a guy with chode lettuce

that girl jenn has a sloppy meat curtain and the rj kid has a ton of chode lettuce so they are making a tacosalad every time they bang! GROSS!

by bigP187 March 2, 2010

Taboo

adj.

Something no one likes to talk about #awkward

Pubic hair, masturbation, death, sexual anatomy, and the porn industry are all taboo subjects!

by JeanetteMandy July 24, 2015

Tacos de Foco

Common Tacos, but with some cheap yellow lightbulbs in the front as lightning. People always refer to them, and usually they are talking about different places, assuming they are talking about the same one, since there are plenty of them.

We went to the Tacos de Foco and had some nice tacos!

by AldoAM August 5, 2007

Tacos4u

A gift from the heavens. You welcome.

Here are some Tacos4u.

by TacoLlamaLLC May 14, 2015

tabooma

Take
A
Bite
Out
Of
My
Ass

If you don't like what I cooked for dinner, TABOOMA!

by Eggshell Von Terrible August 4, 2016

Tabascobate

Masturbating with Tabasco sauce as lubricant because you're a true badass.

Johnson: Just tabascobate bro! Beat that meat with heat nigga!

by fish Clark March 14, 2018