by UnSanitary September 23, 2017
Get the urban shittery mug.When you slide your own stool in & out of your own butt hole it does not count as self anal sex. But it counts as Sexual Shittercourse. That is lowest form of anal masturbation you can ever do in your life while going number 2.
You done fucked yourself with your own shit? Fucking weirdo!
Hey look! That person had sex with his own Spaghetti!
Did you bother to wipe after having sexual shittercourse?
Why the fuck do you get off to that?
The bigger the stool, the tougher of the pull.
Hey look! That person had sex with his own Spaghetti!
Did you bother to wipe after having sexual shittercourse?
Why the fuck do you get off to that?
The bigger the stool, the tougher of the pull.
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Literature that one would take to the shitter, hence the term. Sunday funnies, album notes, and yearbooks are all good examples because they tend to distract from the dank smell of your feces. Shitterature usually does not include novels or any other piece of literature that requires concentration.
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Get the shitternet mug.Someone who takes a shit quickly, usually with no time to read a newspaper, magazine, or any useless item of text. Power shitting is a gift and cannot be learned. Power Shitters find themselves perplexed of how people have the time to read while taking a shit. Power shitters get their shit done!
Dude, you like totally took a shit faster than I could piss. You're like a power shitter.
Holy shit, I haven't even looked at the front page yet. - Yeah, I know. I'm a power shitter.
Holy shit, I haven't even looked at the front page yet. - Yeah, I know. I'm a power shitter.
by Power SHIT April 11, 2010
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1. noun - person unable to eat or pour liquids without spilling half the contents down their front
2. verb - to unsuccessfully attempt ill-advised transfer of liquid or semi-liquid foodstuffs from one object to another; to eat messily
3. adjective form "slittery"
1. noun - person unable to eat or pour liquids without spilling half the contents down their front
2. verb - to unsuccessfully attempt ill-advised transfer of liquid or semi-liquid foodstuffs from one object to another; to eat messily
3. adjective form "slittery"
1. What a slitter - you've gone and got soup all up your sleeve.
2. Don't try and pour your tea into another mug. You'll slitter half of it for sure.
3. Aw ya big slittery monkey. Look at the mess you're making!
2. Don't try and pour your tea into another mug. You'll slitter half of it for sure.
3. Aw ya big slittery monkey. Look at the mess you're making!
by thrawnpop May 14, 2008
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