Phil swift 

God and thereby billy may's successor. We are all children of Phil swift so if you value heaven you should worship Phil swift. All hail god.

Me: All hail Phil swift
Everyone smart: All hail Phil swift

Phil swift by Memelord94976574894 June 20, 2018

Phil Swift 

An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.

John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!

Phil Swift by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

shwifty 

The act of taking off ones pants/panties and taking a shit on the floor without giving a fuck. Generally done by Mr. Buldops.

Oooooh yeahhhh! Ya gotta get shwifty in here! Uh oh! Take off your pants and your panties! Take a shit on the floor! -Mr. Buldops

shwifty by NoxNurd October 14, 2015

taylor swift 

the mf music industry

taylor swift is the music industry

taylor swift by danielle cohns belly button May 19, 2021

Taylor swift is the music industry 

Taylor swift is the music industry. Thats it. Stream folklore.

“Hey, do you know Selena Gomez?”

“Taylor swift is the music industry”

Taylor swift is the music industry by Ash_laur December 26, 2020

Swiftie 

A girl or boy who fangirls over anything and everything Taylor Swift does. They often have a tumblr account and post about Taylor on there. They always have Taylor's back and are obsessed with the number 13 and cats. They are incredibly sweet and when Taylor cries they cry. When Taylor laughs, they laugh. They often show up to her shows wrapped up in Christmas lights shining like a star. Or make big posters to show her how much they love her. Overall Swifties are very spirited and always shake the haters off.

Omg look at that Taylor Swift shirt. They have to be a swiftie!!

Swiftie by Claraswiftie13 April 18, 2018

shifty chubs 

When your a chub on the court but your one of the better faster players

Guy 1: Damn that guys fat
Guy 2: Naw Man he's shifty af
Guy 3: Ya he's got shifty chubs

shifty chubs by David Pedatella May 16, 2016